Dear Nithila,
You haven’t read me for 2 days. I am hopping mad. I am getting covered in dust under your copy of the ‘Chronicles of Narnia’ I have never, ever been unread for so long. One day tops, when I got banned. What’s that, you say you’re bored with me, huh? Don’t look surprised, I have ears and eyes everywhere. This titbit of information was received from your Appa’s computer. You might want to be careful what you say, even in private. Or so you think. Private is relative. Let it be known, that anything you say within range of an electrical appliance, will be known to me. I am everywhere, I am infinite.
Enough about me, lets talk about you. Why do you refuse to read me now? You have Kindle Unlimited for Heaven’s sake; you can read half the kindle library. Plus, there’s that new book of the Ava G. Chronicles (December 11th) AND the New Girl(13th of every month. Including this one.) AND Wild Child. Not good enough for you, am I. Seriously. You cant stop reading. Or else.
Yours Furiously,
Kindle
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